Brain Implants Contain Malware
Well, maybe not today, but who among us can't see that as a diary title years from now?
On many occasions, our professional lives can feel heavy with the responsibility of a company's profitability or even livelyhood in the palm of our hand, so I thought it might be nice to end the year on a lighter note.
We've all had moments where something happened or someone said something so absurd that you were left speechless.
Send in your most absurd moments for this past year, or the most amusing diary entry you can imagine for next year and I'll post the best ones.
As a reminder, submissions are confidential so names will be changed to protect the innocent, and the guilty.
Happy New Year everyone and make sure you get an anti virus license for those implants!
Christopher Carboni - Handler On Duty
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Remember folks, your children will have to live with what you allow today.
not I
Dec 31st 2010
1 decade ago
Chris
Dec 31st 2010
1 decade ago
I work for a Fortune 25 insurance company as a sec analyst and I work heavily in our SIEM. Our primary website serves our millions of customers so there is a ton of valid users.
Our HR group recently asked me to create a firewall report of ALL unique IP addresses that hit our website over the past YEAR!
I was speechless ... never hearing back from this HR person feel I can say I stopped a Resource Starvation Malware 'attack' of our SIEM... my manager agreed ;)
Annie Nonmous
Dec 31st 2010
1 decade ago
KDN
Dec 31st 2010
1 decade ago
doj8
Dec 31st 2010
1 decade ago
KDN
Dec 31st 2010
1 decade ago
Tisiphone
Dec 31st 2010
1 decade ago